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A Funny Test. (Please try it^^)
4 min read
I found this test a few days ago. Please try it and have fun.
First, be prepared with a sheet and a pen.
Caution : Do not scroll down by whole page to the bottom, but just go down by one or two lines as you read and write answer to each question. If you see the result at the bottom even before you finish all the questions, the test is no fun.
< Learn about Yourself >
You are lost on a mountain, but fortunately there you find an inn ran by an old couple. Now, imagine and quickly write your answer to the questions below.
1. You look at yourself in a mirror. What kind of expression are your wearing on your face?
2. You called your friends, and one of them was worried about you and came to the inn to find you. Who is the friend?
3. The friend knocks on the door of your room. How many times does he/she knock?
4. You turn on a light on the desk. How bright is it?
5. There is a desk in your room. How many books are on the desk?
6. You open a drawer of the desk, and find some things in it. How many things are there?
7. There is a glass of juice. How much of the glass is filled with the juice?
8. There is some food on a dish which someone left beside the juice. Who ate it?
9. What food are the crumbs on the dish from?
10. How much food is left on the dish?
11. Feeing bored, you turn on the TV. What's the number of the channel you watch?
12. A soap opera is on, and you see an actor/actress. Who is he/she?
13. The actor/actress is in love with someone in the story. Who is the 'someone'?
14. You discover a picture on the bed. Who is in the picture?
15. There are two frames with a picture in each of them at your bedside. What pictures are they?
16. You try to fall asleep on the bed, but you feel uncomfortable. Why?
17. You open a closet and are startled to discover something other than clothes in it. What is the 'something'?
18. You look at the window incidentally, and at that moment something passes by outside the window. What is it?
19. There is an empty bird cage in front of the window. Why did the bird leave it's owner?
20. You open the door and see the old couple who run the inn. What are they doing at the moment?
---------------------<result>---------------------
1. It's the expression which you will wear on your face when you overcome the worst difficulties.
2. He/She is the person whom you think is your best friend.
3. It means how many times your friend helps you in your life.
4. The lightness is equal to the chance of your success in the future.
5. It's equal to the quantity of the knowledge which you can get in the future.
6. It means how many big secrets you will have in the future.
7. It means how much you are satisfied with your life.
8. He/She is the person who steals your chance.
9. Someone who likes the food will be your love rival.
10. It's equal to the possibility that you can get your stolen chance back.
11. It means how many good lucks you will have in the future.
12. He/She is the person whom you want to be like.
13. He/She is the entertainer whom you like.
14. He/She is the person whom you want to make friends with or fall in love with.
15. They are the situations which you think are the most peaceful.
16. It will be the reason why you will complain about your spouse.
17. It is the thing/being which you are afraid of.
18. It is the being you were in your previous life.
19. It is the reason why your boyfriend/girlfriend left you.
20. It is the thing which you and your spouse will be doing when you get old.
First, be prepared with a sheet and a pen.
Caution : Do not scroll down by whole page to the bottom, but just go down by one or two lines as you read and write answer to each question. If you see the result at the bottom even before you finish all the questions, the test is no fun.
< Learn about Yourself >
You are lost on a mountain, but fortunately there you find an inn ran by an old couple. Now, imagine and quickly write your answer to the questions below.
1. You look at yourself in a mirror. What kind of expression are your wearing on your face?
2. You called your friends, and one of them was worried about you and came to the inn to find you. Who is the friend?
3. The friend knocks on the door of your room. How many times does he/she knock?
4. You turn on a light on the desk. How bright is it?
5. There is a desk in your room. How many books are on the desk?
6. You open a drawer of the desk, and find some things in it. How many things are there?
7. There is a glass of juice. How much of the glass is filled with the juice?
8. There is some food on a dish which someone left beside the juice. Who ate it?
9. What food are the crumbs on the dish from?
10. How much food is left on the dish?
11. Feeing bored, you turn on the TV. What's the number of the channel you watch?
12. A soap opera is on, and you see an actor/actress. Who is he/she?
13. The actor/actress is in love with someone in the story. Who is the 'someone'?
14. You discover a picture on the bed. Who is in the picture?
15. There are two frames with a picture in each of them at your bedside. What pictures are they?
16. You try to fall asleep on the bed, but you feel uncomfortable. Why?
17. You open a closet and are startled to discover something other than clothes in it. What is the 'something'?
18. You look at the window incidentally, and at that moment something passes by outside the window. What is it?
19. There is an empty bird cage in front of the window. Why did the bird leave it's owner?
20. You open the door and see the old couple who run the inn. What are they doing at the moment?
---------------------<result>---------------------
1. It's the expression which you will wear on your face when you overcome the worst difficulties.
2. He/She is the person whom you think is your best friend.
3. It means how many times your friend helps you in your life.
4. The lightness is equal to the chance of your success in the future.
5. It's equal to the quantity of the knowledge which you can get in the future.
6. It means how many big secrets you will have in the future.
7. It means how much you are satisfied with your life.
8. He/She is the person who steals your chance.
9. Someone who likes the food will be your love rival.
10. It's equal to the possibility that you can get your stolen chance back.
11. It means how many good lucks you will have in the future.
12. He/She is the person whom you want to be like.
13. He/She is the entertainer whom you like.
14. He/She is the person whom you want to make friends with or fall in love with.
15. They are the situations which you think are the most peaceful.
16. It will be the reason why you will complain about your spouse.
17. It is the thing/being which you are afraid of.
18. It is the being you were in your previous life.
19. It is the reason why your boyfriend/girlfriend left you.
20. It is the thing which you and your spouse will be doing when you get old.
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Diary of the Twins
3 min read
This is actually not a journal but my fiction. I'm not allowed to use literature submit icon, so I had to upload it in journal.
-Diary of the Twins-
This is about the Twins of Lost Boys in Peter Pan and the Pirates.
As you know the Twins can't complete a sentence without each other.
Here are the 'half diaries' written separately by each of them.
They are telling different stories when you divide them into left and right.
But if you read them by whole line,
you can see how amazingly they can make funny sentences changing the story.
"Wendy's Cake"................................. "Fixing Bicycle"
(by Taller Twin) ................................. (by Shorter Twin)
Today I got up early.......................... to look for something to fix.
Michael said to me, .......................... "My bike has a problem."
He said Wendy cooked ...................... a flat tire this morning.
The cake looked lovely but ................ it was rusted too much.
Nibs spread cheese cream ................. and some wax on it.
We began to eat with new forks ......... and also with hammers.
There were some nuts, ..................... and a lot of nails in it.
It was so delicious that ...................... I had to throw it away.
"Peter's Adventur"............................... "Shopping"
(by Taller Twin) ................................. (by Shorter Twin)
Peter flew to Jolly Roger ........... that's the biggest mart in Neverland.
As usual, Hook was playing ....... the saxophone in front of the gate
Quickly Peter hid ...................... in a push cart with my girlfriend.
I found Billy Jukes .................... working in dairy corner.
Long Tom is the most ............... popular chocolate milk but,
it's the most dangerous ............ and also with high calories.
Smee kept sewing .................... the receipts thrown away
on the deck. ............................ In the woman's clothing corner,
Mullins was wearing .................. wearing a dress with flower patterns,
and skull and bones. ................. Around snack corner,
Peter faced Hook ...................... looking for butter cookies.
Hook unsheathed his ................. ice cream.
He jumped at Peter and ............ asked "Where is fruit corner?"
Pinned down, Peter shouted, ...... "Go straight and turn right, then
I'll kill you!" .............................. My girlfriend said
in a evil voice, .......................... "Help me to pick up the
codfish. .................................... It's on the highest shelf."
In a rage, Hook ......................... helped her, and we
Hook and Peter ......................... kissed romantically.
-Diary of the Twins-
This is about the Twins of Lost Boys in Peter Pan and the Pirates.
As you know the Twins can't complete a sentence without each other.
Here are the 'half diaries' written separately by each of them.
They are telling different stories when you divide them into left and right.
But if you read them by whole line,
you can see how amazingly they can make funny sentences changing the story.
"Wendy's Cake"................................. "Fixing Bicycle"
(by Taller Twin) ................................. (by Shorter Twin)
Today I got up early.......................... to look for something to fix.
Michael said to me, .......................... "My bike has a problem."
He said Wendy cooked ...................... a flat tire this morning.
The cake looked lovely but ................ it was rusted too much.
Nibs spread cheese cream ................. and some wax on it.
We began to eat with new forks ......... and also with hammers.
There were some nuts, ..................... and a lot of nails in it.
It was so delicious that ...................... I had to throw it away.
"Peter's Adventur"............................... "Shopping"
(by Taller Twin) ................................. (by Shorter Twin)
Peter flew to Jolly Roger ........... that's the biggest mart in Neverland.
As usual, Hook was playing ....... the saxophone in front of the gate
Quickly Peter hid ...................... in a push cart with my girlfriend.
I found Billy Jukes .................... working in dairy corner.
Long Tom is the most ............... popular chocolate milk but,
it's the most dangerous ............ and also with high calories.
Smee kept sewing .................... the receipts thrown away
on the deck. ............................ In the woman's clothing corner,
Mullins was wearing .................. wearing a dress with flower patterns,
and skull and bones. ................. Around snack corner,
Peter faced Hook ...................... looking for butter cookies.
Hook unsheathed his ................. ice cream.
He jumped at Peter and ............ asked "Where is fruit corner?"
Pinned down, Peter shouted, ...... "Go straight and turn right, then
I'll kill you!" .............................. My girlfriend said
in a evil voice, .......................... "Help me to pick up the
codfish. .................................... It's on the highest shelf."
In a rage, Hook ......................... helped her, and we
Hook and Peter ......................... kissed romantically.
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Blood Type
2 min read
These days I see a lot of silly people, who believe blood type influences on the person's character.
It's based on a book by a Japanese many years ago. There's no scientific proof for such a conclusion but just a statistics of some Japanese ppl.
I can find a number of sites of blogs about blood type & temper where they say like this.
People of blood type A are
introvert, sensitive, timid, good-looking, boring spouses, not active and bold
they always think of others,
When someone gets angry or upset, they feel sorry even if it's not their fault.
People of blood type B are
active, adventurous, creative, energetic, free in action
egoistic, freak, rude, not hansome or pretty but unique and charming,
no good spouses cuz they are all play boys or play girls.
People of blood type AB are
stupid or genious, cold, rational, unsociable, rigid
cunning, egoistic, not pretty or hansome but polished
psychotic spouses
People of blood type O are
good leaders, generous, curious, active, passional, rash
arrogant, aggressive, violent, have too strong self prides
want others to obey them.
as pretty as Barbie doll.
It's more stupid that some young women judge a man only by his blood type, even though they haven't meet him before, just like "He is B , so he must be a rude playboy. I won't meet him." or "O is my favorite type, and I'll be friends only with O type boys "
Can you believe these above? You think it make sense?
It's based on a book by a Japanese many years ago. There's no scientific proof for such a conclusion but just a statistics of some Japanese ppl.
I can find a number of sites of blogs about blood type & temper where they say like this.
People of blood type A are
introvert, sensitive, timid, good-looking, boring spouses, not active and bold
they always think of others,
When someone gets angry or upset, they feel sorry even if it's not their fault.
People of blood type B are
active, adventurous, creative, energetic, free in action
egoistic, freak, rude, not hansome or pretty but unique and charming,
no good spouses cuz they are all play boys or play girls.
People of blood type AB are
stupid or genious, cold, rational, unsociable, rigid
cunning, egoistic, not pretty or hansome but polished
psychotic spouses
People of blood type O are
good leaders, generous, curious, active, passional, rash
arrogant, aggressive, violent, have too strong self prides
want others to obey them.
as pretty as Barbie doll.
It's more stupid that some young women judge a man only by his blood type, even though they haven't meet him before, just like "He is B , so he must be a rude playboy. I won't meet him." or "O is my favorite type, and I'll be friends only with O type boys "
Can you believe these above? You think it make sense?
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A funny Peter Pan cartoon
1 min read
I found a humor cartoon 'Peter Pan and Captain Hook'.
It's a short cartoon with only five cuts, but I nearly died laughing.
I put it in my blog.
here -> memolog.blog.naver.com/wendypa…
It's a short cartoon with only five cuts, but I nearly died laughing.
I put it in my blog.
here -> memolog.blog.naver.com/wendypa…
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Modern Dance Class
1 min read
I'm learning modern dance in 10-day-class since August 1.
They're waltz, tango, foxtrot, quickstep, viennese waltz and rhythm dance.
I worried I'm not good at dance, but fortunately, it was easier to learn than I had thought. My favorite is tango and quickstep.
But I hate foxtrot and viennese waltz; foxtrot step is too irregular for me to remember. Viennese waltz continous turning makes me dizzy breaking steps at the end. God....I'm not sure if I can master them.
My feet ache from dancing 6 hours a day. But I still wanna learn more dances. I saw my dance teachers and elementary school girls perform Latin dance today, that was really cool, esp. chachacha and jive. So I'm planning to take Latin dance class next vacation.
They're waltz, tango, foxtrot, quickstep, viennese waltz and rhythm dance.
I worried I'm not good at dance, but fortunately, it was easier to learn than I had thought. My favorite is tango and quickstep.
But I hate foxtrot and viennese waltz; foxtrot step is too irregular for me to remember. Viennese waltz continous turning makes me dizzy breaking steps at the end. God....I'm not sure if I can master them.
My feet ache from dancing 6 hours a day. But I still wanna learn more dances. I saw my dance teachers and elementary school girls perform Latin dance today, that was really cool, esp. chachacha and jive. So I'm planning to take Latin dance class next vacation.
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